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A Brett For Us All
 Post subject: One Sentence Movie Reviews!
PostPosted: July 12th, 2008, 5:21 pm 
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When you watch a movie, usually you can summarize the entire movie with one sentence that has English words in it. I've learned that one sentence reviews are also the most informational. There are a couple of movies that stand out as extra shitty or extra good. So let's start reviewing in short bursts of words.

Incredible Hulk: The second installment of the same shat movie that still makes you leave the movie theater saying, "Um... let's get Chinese."

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Did a bunch of monkeys attack a jeep full of Soviets?

Hancock: About 3/4th as good as tacos.

National Treasure: Book of secrets: One time I cut my scrotum with a razor while was shaving my balls and this movie sucked more than that.

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian: I need that bad guy's mustache on my face within 24 hours or else.

The Happening: M. Night Shamalamadingdong hired a wagon team full of donkeys to write a plot line and this was the product.

Ironman: This movie left me with the same feeling I get when I find twenty dollars in a pair of knickers I haven't worn in a while.

Speed Racer: Cocaine turns people into raging crackheads and this movie turns people into raging epileptics.


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 Post subject: Re: One Sentence Movie Reviews!
PostPosted: July 14th, 2008, 2:38 am 
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wanted : feels like fight club with the laws of anime physics.

don't mess with the zohan: rob schneider does a better job.

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PostPosted: July 14th, 2008, 7:08 pm 
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jurassic park: holy fucking shit its a dinosaur, jesus christ what the fuckkkkkkk(sang to the jurassic park theme)


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 Post subject: Re: One Sentence Movie Reviews!
PostPosted: July 17th, 2008, 3:28 pm 
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clicktokill wrote:
wanted : feels like fight club with the laws of anime physics.


hahaha i completely agree.

The Black Dahlia: All it takes is one cut in half woman and josh hartnett remembers he can't act.


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PostPosted: July 23rd, 2008, 4:37 pm 
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The Dark Knight: One of the best movies I've seen since There Will Be Blood, amazing.

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PostPosted: July 23rd, 2008, 5:31 pm 
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iron man: as it turns out, robert downey jr is a sweet actor.


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The Dark Knight - Christian Bale smokes 2 packs a day for 6 months to get the voice of batman down.


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PostPosted: July 25th, 2008, 4:53 pm 
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hvy soda wrote:
The Dark Knight - Christian Bale smokes 2 packs a day for 6 months to get the voice of batman down.



Haha, so true.

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s peter davis should be cloned.

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The Dark Knight: "Lets put a smile on that face!"

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